In light of my brain-dead state, I thought I would share a few of the "unanswered questions" my brother shared with me in a recent email. They're worth a laugh. If you have more "unanswered questions" or answers for the unanswered questions, feel free to leave them as a comment.
- Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
- Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
8 comments:
Why is it that we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
When cheese gets its picture taken... what does it say?
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
I can answer one question. In state of Wisconsin, bald guys get BAL in hair color section of driver's license.
George
Ok one more...
When English speaking people say something inappropriate, they say "Pardon my French"... what do French people say? "Pardon my English?"
Yes! Some good unanswered questions! And one interesting answer. I figured you would know the bald question Ratherbflyin.
Here's a few others....
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
So just WHY is there braille at a drive up ATM machine anyway?????
-Chris
If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about him?
Why are the semi trucks for Yellow Freight painted orange??????
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