Nile, our Jr. High pastor sent out an email with the winning entries from their Super Bowl Party, "Best Pick-up Lines" contest. They were so good, I thought I would pass them on. If you're married or single, you might want to store these away for the right occasion. Of course, if I catch either of my junior high kids using them, they'll be grounded for a month.
Did you just break wind? ‘Cuz you blew me away!
If you were a buger I would pick you first.
Are you my double chin? ‘Cuz that’s how close I feel to you right now.