- Did you just break wind? ‘Cuz you blew me away!
- If you were a buger I would pick you first.
- Are you my double chin? ‘Cuz that’s how close I feel to you right now.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
J-Life's Best Pick-up Lines
Nile, our Jr. High pastor sent out an email with the winning entries from their Super Bowl Party, "Best Pick-up Lines" contest. They were so good, I thought I would pass them on. If you're married or single, you might want to store these away for the right occasion. Of course, if I catch either of my junior high kids using them, they'll be grounded for a month.
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5 comments:
um...that's amazing!
SOME ADDITIONAL SUGGESTIONS!!!
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
For you I would slay two Goliaths
You float my ark.
I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation
Bathsheba had nothing on you
Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...
If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You make me want to be a better Christian.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Wow, hilarious list! I've got to say, I hadn't heard any of those before. Definitely keepers!
oh my...can i post some of these on my blog?? And were they ALL from Jr. High kids?
Tina, I don't think the comment list of pick-up lines were from Jr. High kids, but I'm sure you are more than welcome to use them on your blog. :)
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